Love Letters

 
I forgive you.

I was robbed at gunpoint by an addict (who jumped me from behind and took me down before putting the gun in my face). And while it was terrifying, he didn’t hurt me. Afterwards, I felt sorry for him, because you have to be in a terrible place to do something like that for a “living.”

So, yeah, I forgive you.

 
 

Yeah. Whatever. You’re an asshole dude. You are just going to have to live with that. But hey your blog feels sorry for you as do the commenters here. Some of us know the real deal. You are a loaded weapon. You should not be allowed within five feet of any woman with feelings. You lie to women. You use women. You might not be sticking needles in your arm anymore but you are still that guy. You should come with a warning label. All I can hope is that you get fucked over too someday. And really badly fucked over. And only then will you see. But we know that will never happen. Because life doesn’t work like that. Assholes like you? You chew them up and spit them out and somehow that makes you feel more like a man. You are anything but. But yeah, good luck with that. And I am grateful/horrified that I wasn’t on the other end of that text and yet horrified too to know that there was yet another girl on the end of it. Why women give you a pass time and time again is a huge mystery. Happily, it took dating a real man to realize what a real man is really like and all the ways you come up short. But anyway. You just kind of wasted my precious time. But don’t think twice, it’s all right.

 
 

hey patrick, so whats your point the world is shit and everyone in it a dumbass? are you the only smart guy and were all idiots to ridicule? i for one have had it with your little daily stories. inflate your ego on someone elses dime. maybe your pathetic groupie want to cheerlead your every word but im not on facebook to entertain you. and by the way your not funny just a sad small man trying to make himself look good at the expanse of others. consider us no longer friends and not just here on facebook fuck you.

 
 

Hi you don’t know me. But, I’ve read everything you’ve ever published. I even bought your French book, and I can’t read French. I find you and your life fascinating. I wish I had known you when you were a criminal. Your life was so exciting. How you live now must be a let down. You really don’t do drugs any more? Isn’t that horrible? I can’t imagine not getting high. Good luck with that. Please write a good book in English.

 
 

Dear Patrick,

I am genuinely hurt and authentically offended you would exploit our private conversation by posting a heavily exaggerated version of it on the internet. Is this what I am to expect of intelligentsia Los Angeles? I am not self-obsessed and my vocabulary does not include such a vainglorious word as sagacious. My art is my soul (which I graciously laid bare to you at last night’s reading). It is now bleeding. How could you be so imperceptive?

The “Sultry” not “self-obsessed” Poet

PS: I did not use authentic twice in our encounter.
PSS: fuck you.

 
 

yo suckass. fuck you. how dare you hurt my girlfriends feelings. you do not quote _______s poetry and shove it in her face. she is ten times the poet you ever hope to be. i saw you at the reading mr hollywood phony blond hair and leather jacket. i know who you are. i know what you look like. i know you live in hollywood. i will make my business to hunt you down. i will be at ever reading from now on forever. our paths will cross. you are going to regret all the bullshit on facebook. i am going to fuck you up. you can bank on it. bitch

 
 

Patrick,

I’m worried about you. Are you okay? These people you write about. Are they real or are you making them up? I do not want to tell you how to live your life, but they seem very negative. This woman poet and her boyfriend and smelly handicapped man are not very nice to you. Why do you surround yourself with such unfortunates? Ever since you were a little boy you have been drawn to negativity. I had hoped it was only a phase that you would outgrow. Unfortunately this does not appear to be the case. You told me Los Angeles was a nice place to live. But from what I’m reading it does not sound nice. Can’t you at least move to a better neighborhood? Do you really go out and buy coffee every morning? Isn’t that expensive? I could send you one of those pod espresso maker things. I have one and love it. You wouldn’t have to leave the apartment, or spend all that money, or see those horrible people. Are you depressed? Maybe if you associated with a better group of friends you’d be happier.

Love,
Mom

 
 

YOU ARE MY SOULMATE I WILL MAKE YOU
I EMAIL YOU PHOTOS OF ME NAKED
YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET AND YOU GET ME
I WILL HAVE OUR LOVE CHILD
I GIVE YOU ALL THAT YOU WANT
I AM ALL THAT YOU WANT
WAKE UP YOU ARE SLEEPING IN MEDIOCRITY
I AM THE GIFT AND I AM HERE

 
 

Dear Mr. Patrick O’Neil

Don’t know if you remember me. 2004 I was your client at __________ . I did not stay off drugs, in fact I believe you kicked me out of the program for being loaded. But what you said, who you are, and the way you treat people stuck with me. I am sorry to say that those few months were some of my better days. I did not make it back to recovery and now it is too late. But of all the rehabs and detoxes I holed up in you were the best counselor I ever had. I mean that. Wish I had listened to you. Always wanted to say thank you.

sincerely,
_______________
CDC#_________
San Quentin State Prison
Death Row
San Quentin, CA 94074

 
 

Patrick. If I may be so bold as to call you buy your first name. I am wondering if you have ever heard the good word about Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. He will forgave you for all your sins. As it appears you have very many to be forgaven. Only then will you be able to forgave your self. The Holy Spirit sent The Son to pay the price of our sins, by acceptance of the Son, we accept God in our live, and He forgaves us. Until you do this you will burn in Eternal Hell.

Yours In Faith,
____________

 
 

Pockets is this you ? Get in touch. Hope all is well. Like to know how timmy is call me.

Nubbs
 
 
 

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Dear Professor

 
 
Dear Mr. O’Neil,
I did not incorporate a formal thesis statement in my essay because I like the freedom to be able to change the essay’s direction depending on what I have to say or the tone I am portraying. If you notice, I have used different supporting paragraphs for each element of the seasons: spring, summer, fall, winter – I feel that nature is my thesis statement, and I do not need to be confined by the small thinking of male dominated educational theories. Furthermore, I have submitted a total of 500 words, so it seems to me that I have met the requirement. I could understand if I didn’t complete the assignment, but I feel that a five point deduction is a little stiff for choosing a different ideology of expression.

Sincerely,
______

 
 
Dear Dr. Professor O’Neil

My name is _____________ I am in your 101 class. I have falling behind in assignments. Can you look at my record and tell me what assignments I have missed so that I can make them up? I really need to pass this course I am graduating at the end of the semester. I think may have missed the mid-term, and you said i had to redo a few assignments, can you tell me which ones. I have a full load this semester and I am really busy. I can not be in class next week are you going to be lecturing on anything important? When you look at my records could you maybe concur my final grade? I really need a B but a C will get me done. I have really enjoyed your class. Is the final exam going to be hard? Thanks for being such a cool teacher. Do you own any clothes that are not black?

later,
___________

 
 

Hi Patrick I hope you are doing great, I just wanted to know if I have a possibility of earning a B? how can I get a B within this week? I am willing to work overnight working on my misses assingments but i really want to get a B for my transcript. Its been difficult this semester but I don’t want to give up. please tell me what can I do

Sincerely,
____________

 
 

hello Mr Oneil can you please explain your reasoning behind the online timed final exam? Haven’t I shown you a studious ability to complete any required assignment? I think with my having to submit assignments weekly that it would thereby negate the need for you to indulge in such an antiquated educational concept. Studies have been conducted that prove without a doubt tests do not equal learned ability and knowledge. The anxiety you provoke from me having to expose myself to this exercise in sadism is insurmountable and besides it wasn’t absolutely clearly stated on the syllabus. Consider this my formal protest in writing and I will take up whatever grade I receive with the dean of education or a higher authority.

 
 

mr teacher im writing 2 ask how grades work do i have 2 finish every assign before i get my final grade 4 the semest or do u awrd them as we go when i submit an assign because i dont see my grades anywhere at the class website & id like to no how i did this semest maybe u could write me back with my grade & tell me if i passed & if i didnt then can i make it up with extra credit dont want to have to take this class again

thank u

 
 

Dear Dr. Professor Oneil, I don’t understand why you want me to do a paper again. What am I to learn from that? I already wrote it. I read your comments. I understand what you wrote. I will use spell check. I must have missed the part in the instructons where you explained what a summary was. I may have done the same stuff in this weeks assignment. I won’t do it again. Thank you. you are doing a great job.

 
 

Dear Patric is there anyway i can make up missed asignments? this semester been very stressing death in family and i had to be for my mother and son and brother aunt and her kid. i know i had missed some asignments is there anyway i can make them? your help would be good. i take time off to hand out my family and was stressing. i had good grades before i need to gradute i have only this class regurment for my cj degree. will there be a final? what asignment did i miss? how important they for my final grade? could i just do final test out? i understand english and won’t use much writing as a police officer. thank you for youre time.

 
 

Hey O’Neil.

I’m not feeling the curriculum.
 
 
 
 
 

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